Be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes.


i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league


how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 


when friends r over


when they leave


what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten

Tagged by: Victoria

1.) Favorite song? Everybody’s Dancing and I Want to Die (Deaf Havana)I like songs that I can relate to and the lyrics in this song are the most relatabliest lyrics to me of all the relatable lyrics… Probably not in a good way though.

2.) Do you play any instruments? No.

3.) Favorite anime and tv show? Ummm… my favourite TV show is probably The Office and my favourite anime is Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

4.) Is your hair dyed? Not currently but I’ve been loads of different colours in the past!

5.) Want any piercings? No.

6.) Follower count? 1696

7.) Favorite person? (like band member or actor or smthn?) Um, Michael J. Fox is one of my favourite people ‘cause he’s really inspiring and I’ve read all his books and I love him and he’s awesome and happy and wonderful. Yeah, probably Michael J. Fox.

8.) Glasses? I don’t wear them if that’s what this is asking. But if it’s asking whether I like glasses, the answer would be yes! I think glasses are super attractive :3

9.) Favorite album? I still love Radio:ACTIVE by McFly. There’s some great songs on that one.

10.) Favorite movie? Back to the Future Part II!

11.) Now, my final question, the most important one of all: Do you like Nutella?? Of course!




Light are you ok

The first episode of Deathnote is the last time he was “ok”



do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song


pitbull was a great host during the AMAs


Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home


“gay baby jail” is a joke rich with many layers of humor.

how can you tell if a baby is gay? why would a baby go to jail? why is there a jail specifically for gay babies? what crime could a gay baby have committed? are these crimes so common that a jail must specifically be built for gay babies? the questions are endless.


freshmen advice: y’all know bout high school musical right?? well that shit is legit. better get practicing. everyday at lunch we go hard af. stick to the status quo.


every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters